Let’s find something to talk about…

hmm…

On twitter people are talking about

• Hurricane Florence
• Paul Manafort
• Eminem (ew)
• Kelly Clarkson
• Justin Bieber & Hailey Baldwin (Who is she? Is she related to Alec Baldwin?)
• public breastfeeding (again? I thought we all agreed its fine back in like 2016?)
• farm workers rights
• statutory rape
• bikini waxes
• Amy Winehouse (it’s her birthday)
• BTS’ new japanese song and the scandal surrounding a songwriter
• Bebe Rexha (Why are we giving her attention?)

It’s a pretty slow news day I guess.

Everything worthwhile is about the hurricane though so I guess I’ll say something…

Uh…

I don’t have anything to say about the hurricane.

I’ve never been in a hurricane…

I hope everybody is ok…

 

 

This post is dry.

 

 

 

Let’s check…

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wait…

Gorillaz is trending!?

A new gorillaz video came out??

And noone told me??

Let’s watch it and review and maybe this post won’t be dry anymore.

OK, I have the video pulled up, I have paused my podcast, and I am ready to write.

A review of Tranz by Gorillaz.

• first thing: noodle has a new hair color (and boobs)
• this feels like a combination of plastic beach and demon days in tone
• no murdoc… but a new green dude
• the video reminds me of feels like we only go backwards by tame impala
• AAA
• it ended so quickly!
• OK, the video is over, lets review
• I liked the song, I don’t think it’ gonna be a big hit for me personally but I don’t like most upbeat music because I’m a sad sad person
• the song feels like a bit of a return to form for Gorillaz to me
• I really liked the keyboard riff about 1/3 of the way through the song
• I didn’t really listen to the lyrics so I’m not gonna criticize it, I also don’t normally… care about lyrics because I consider the voice an instrument so I honestly don’t care what people have to say. Is that shallow?
• I liked the way the voice was a little distorted and muffled
• um.. yeah
• that’s my review

I’m god awful at reviewing music.

Oh you know something that got to me?

The FDA made a statement that they’re cracking down on vape pen distributors.

I think this is great.

Honestly it terrifies me when I see the people I went to high school with talking about vaping and juuling so much. I swear like 50% of them are obsessed with it. I’m scared they’ll develop nicotine dependencies.

Why do people think this is cool?

It makes you look like a low budget stoner who can’t develop a personality trait outside of blowing smoke.

I don’t hate people who vape in general because I understand that it’s a far better alternative to cigarettes and it helps people beat addictions, but I know so many people who’ve never smoked a cigarette before and spend all their time juuling in their honda civics and it’s pathetic!

Nicotine ruins peoples lives!

People my age have gone their whole lives knowing this!

I hope nobody who vapes as a hobby moves on to smoking real cigarettes.

Whoa.

This post really crosses the whole spectrum of topics doesn’t it.

I guess I’ll end this here.

I may post again later today.

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