These are all real questions I’ve received via email, on tumblr, and in comments.

What’s your real name?

My name is really Mikah.

Tell me about your pets.

I have 5 pets. 2 french bulldogs named Posh and Samoa, a cat named Maddie, and 2 Teacup Chihuahuas named Peanut and Poptart. Posh and Samoa are really my mom’s dogs. They’re really ornery. Maddie is 13 years old, I got her as my 5th birthday present. She’s kinda moody and isn’t afraid to scratch and bite nowadays, I think she’s mad about aging. Peanut and Poptart are almost 10 and they’re my babies. They’re Sagittarius’.

Do you really speak 7 languages?

I speak 7 languages but I don’t speak them all fluently. I speak English fluently, Spanish with dubious fluency, Korean at a pretty advanced level, Mandarin and Russian at an intermediate level, and Japanese and Swahili at an upper beginner/lower intermediate level. My writing and listening skills majorly outweigh my speaking abilities in literally every language. It’s kinda embarrassing…

I have an ED can you help?

I can’t help you a lot. I’m pretty supportive so if you need support you can talk to me, but you should seek professional help. I recommend the Renfrew Center. It’s where I went.

Can I give you money? 

If you’re a brand looking to sponsor me, my email is dearmikah@gmail.com but if you’re a stranger who wants to send me money on paypal I’d rather you don’t send me money. sorry. I’d appreciate it a ton if you continue supporting my blog though, that’s an indirect way to give me money! P.S I don’t sell feet pics. :/ I wish people wouldn’t ask for them.

Are you a catfish?

No, all the photos I claim are of me are really photos of me. If I were a catfish I’d pick someone more unique. I do edit the majority of my photos though. Mainly just smoothing and editing out my acne scars.

Can you read my blog?

Sure! Send me a link!