These are all real questions I’ve received via email and in comments.
What’s your real name?
My name is really Mikah.
Tell me about your pets.
I have 5 pets. 2 french bulldogs named Posh and Samoa, a cat named Maddie, and 2 Teacup Chihuahuas named Peanut and Poptart. Posh and Samoa are really my mom’s dogs. They’re really ornery. Maddie is 13 years old, I got her as my 5th birthday present. She’s kinda moody and isn’t afraid to scratch and bite. Peanut and Poptart are almost 10 and they’re my babies. They’re Sagittarius’.
Do you really speak 7 languages?
I speak 7 languages but I don’t speak them all fluently. I speak English and Spanish fluently, Korean at a pretty advanced level, Mandarin and Russian at an intermediate level, and Japanese and Swahili at an upper beginner/lower intermediate level.
Why do you always talk about death threats?
Because I get a lot of them!
I have an ED can you help?
I can’t help you a lot but I’m pretty supportive so if you need support you can email me (email@example.com) but I suggest you seek professional help.
Can I give you money?
If you’re a brand looking to sponsor me, my email is firstname.lastname@example.org but if you’re a stranger who wants to send me money on paypal I’d rather you don’t send me money. sorry. I’d appreciate it a ton if you continue supporting my blog though, that’s an indirect way to give me money!
Are you a catfish?
No, all the photos I claim are of me are really photos of me.
Can you read my blog?
Sure! Send me a link!