These are all real questions I’ve received via email.
Tell me about your pets.
I have 6 pets. 2 french bulldogs named Posh and Samoa, a rabbit named Marshmallow, a cat named Maddie, and 2 Chihuahuas named Peanut and Poptart.
Do you really speak 7 languages?
I speak 7 languages but i don’t speak them all fluently. I speak English and Spanish fluently, Korean at a pretty advanced level, Mandarin and Russian at an intermediate level, and Japanese and Swahili at an upper beginner/lower intermediate level.
Why do you always talk about death threats?
Because i get a lot of them!
I have an ED can you help?
I can’t help you a lot but I’m pretty supportive so if you need support you can email me (email@example.com) but I suggest you seek professional help.
Can I give you money?
If you’re a brand looking to sponsor me, my email is firstname.lastname@example.org but if you’re a stranger who wants to send me money on paypal I’d rather you don’t send me money. sorry.
Are you a catfish?
No, all the photos I claim are of me are really photos of me.
Can you read my blog?
Sure! Send me a link!