*Disclaimer: if you don’t like BTS this may not be the post for you, because I’m really only interested in BTS, Gaga, Janelle Monae, Dolly, and Cardi B.*
- It took me over 40 minutes to find my remote to the TV…
- Ok, this is gonna be a long night. The red carpet and preshow are 3 hours
- oop. Tierra Whack is here? I love her!?
- *filler*
- BTS have arrived.
- I have started crying.
- Wow they have RM in glasses… We’ve won, everyone.
- Now we search twitter for the other red carpet interviews…
- oh, BTS lost in their category, it’s ok at least they lost to St Vincent. (my 2nd choice)
- *filler* (btw I’m not saying the people are filler, I’m just putting these in to show a progression of time)
- DOLLY!!!! I forgot Dolly Parton was coming. God I love her. There are very few people who are as inspiring to me as she is. And she’s still kickin it in the red dress!!
- Cardi just got out of the car, guys. She looks gorgeous as always.
- Oh my god they’re interviewing Lady Gaga. She looks so good!!!!!!!!! GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- They keep showing promos for how they’re gonna show La La Land on E……. Gonna have to skip that………..
- Can I sound dumb for a second? Who is Shawn Mendes? I hear people talk about him and he’s being interviewed right now but…. I’ve never seen a photo of him before and I don’t think I’ve ever heard his music……………
- Oh god. Joy Villa’s here. Why do they invite her? She’s dressed up as the border wall and has “build the wall” painted on her *ss………….
yikes - Yo what? They just showed a guy that looks just like Shawn Mendes and said he’s Charlie Puth? Is there a technical issue or am I just blind? (don’t take my person differentiation seriously though, I can’t tell Hugh Jackman and Robert Downy Junior apart apparently.
THEY HAVE THE SAME FACE!!!) - I just saw Cardi’s full outfit and I audibly gasped!!!!! Say what you want, but she can turn a look!!!!!!!!
- And Janelle Monae is turning a look too? I’m not gonna make it.
- The show just started.
- They have C****** C****** opening the show? K….
- Well… the camera work is great.
- Lele Pons is up there?
- Well, J Balvin’s doing Mi Gente. A good song. Wish Beyonce could perform her verse…… But we don’t get nice things.
Although I don’t know if I’d want Beyonce associated with this opening……….. - Haha, you wanna hear a funny story? Back when they did the 52nd grammys I thought the said 50 second grammys and I was like “why are they so short?”
- *gasp* MICHELLE OBAMA!?
- Jesus Christ Lady Gaga is radiant.
- They need to warn you when they’re gonna cut to BTS. I just saw Jungkook and screeched.
- If they cut to Yoongi I’m gonna scream.
- OK. Shawn Mendes is performing. He’s good.
- Wait.
- He looks like a MAGCON boy.
- I googled it and oh my god, my mind. He was a MAGCON boy!!! Well he moved up, huh? Poor guy had to be around Nash Grier 😦
- MILEY!?
- WE STAN FOREVER!
- I know this is controversial, but I think Miley Cyrus will be considered a legend in the very near future.
- Please please please give Gaga everything she’s nominated for.
- Boom.
- It’s what she deserves. (best pop duo/group performance)
- Did you know that we stan forever? Just wanted to make sure you know.
- Ok. Miss Musgraves came to play with the big kids. I can respect a gentle ballad.
- Lady Gaga’s goin through it. I think she’s gonna cry all night.
- YES! YES! Janelle Monae!
- Sorry, I had to just watch.
- I adore her.
- Song of the Year: This is America
- ok
- not mad, not happy. neutral.
- Red Hot Chili Peppers and Post Malone?
- This will probably be genuinely good.
- It sucks that people always make fun of Post Malone for his looks. I like him quite a bit. I don’t think he’s bad looking either.
- He’s a good singer.
- And we have a contender for the best performance of the night.
- That was great!
- Oh man.
- Dolly Parton’s about to perform!!!!!!
- Katy Perry’s going all out, huh?
- *audible gasp*
- C’MON WHITE DRESS!!!!!!!!
- YES!
- Jolene, the best country song ever made.
- J-hope dancing to Dolly Parton is all I ever needed.
- I’ve started to cry again.
- love an icon
- H.E.R is up next
- Honestly I’ve heard I think 2 of her songs
- Solid.
- CARDI!!!!!!!
- wow. opulence.
- I love this song, man. (Money)
and god she’s hot - jeez Offset just made a total creeper face
- I love Cardi
- wow, Alicia Keys playing 2 pianos. sickening
- I forget the name of the guys performing… they’re good though
- Best Rap Song: God’s Plan
- sure
- wonderful speech
- miss Diana Ross is still astounding at 75 years of age
- It’s Gaga’s time.
- I just can’t explain my love.
- I got distracted
- Travis Scott is performing now.
- oh hell yeah, let’s mosh
- It’s really weird to think about how he has a daughter with Kylie Jenner. They just don’t seem like they’d go together
- motown tribute.
- I don’t think I’ve ever heard Jennifer Lopez sing…
- Like I’ve heard a studio song from her, but never a performance
- Lot’s of costume changes
- Ne-yo. Haven’t seen him in a while.
- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- MY BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- yay! congrats H.E.R
- I can’t focus on her though cause BTS are up there…
- Wow… Taehyung touched that trophy. She could sell that for like 20x the price of another grammy, knowing how crazy BTS fans are.
- He’s gonna touch another one in the near future…..
- ooo they’re playing her off
- I hate it when that happens
- Brandy Carlisle up next
- what a nice tone. I love women in country music, honestly. I can’t think of a bad one.
- ooo fringe
- my favorite color is fringe – Willam Belli
- sorry, back to the grammys
- this is wonderful. I don’t think I’ve seen so much country at the grammys ever.
- Chloe and Halle are on. They’re great. haunting.
- Cardi B- best rap album
- huge shock! I thought it’d go to Mac Miller of Travis Scott. not mad about it though
- Offset’s all up on her…
- “maybe I need to start smoking weed” we love a comedian.
- ok… Offset needs to back up
- that was sweet.
- St Vincent and Dua Lipa have matching bobs
- are they gonna kiss…?
- aw Alessia Cara and Bob Newhart are cute.
- yay! Dua Lipa wins best new artist.
- aw. the in memoriam 😦
- Aretha Franklin tribute.
- so much better than her funeral. maybe I shouldn’t rank the tributes to a dead woman, huh?
- I just love to see Fantasia. She spices up anything.
- whoa! Yolanda Adams coming through.
- Song of the year: This is America
- ok
- )can I say something privately to you? I really don’t like the song. It’s just not listenable for me, it’s a good concept though.)
- please please please Dirty Computer for Album of the Year
- Golden Hour- Kasey Musgraves
- that’s a big surprise
- not mad though
- wow.
- Now we wait for the BTS post award show live stream.
- I wont make you read that though.
Thanks for reading if you were able to get through these over 1000 words of nonsense!
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