*Disclaimer: if you don’t like BTS this may not be the post for you, because I’m really only interested in BTS, Gaga, Janelle Monae, Dolly, and Cardi B.*

• It took me over 40 minutes to find my remote to the TV…
• Ok, this is gonna be a long night. The red carpet and preshow are 3 hours
• oop. Tierra Whack is here? I love her!?
• *filler*
• BTS have arrived.
• I have started crying.
• Wow they have RM in glasses… We’ve won, everyone.
• Now we search twitter for the other red carpet interviews…
• oh, BTS lost in their category, it’s ok at least they lost to St Vincent. (my 2nd choice)
• *filler* (btw I’m not saying the people are filler, I’m just putting these in to show a progression of time)
• DOLLY!!!! I forgot Dolly Parton was coming. God I love her. There are very few people who are as inspiring to me as she is. And she’s still kickin it in the red dress!!
• Cardi just got out of the car, guys. She looks gorgeous as always.
• Oh my god they’re interviewing Lady Gaga. She looks so good!!!!!!!!! GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• They keep showing promos for how they’re gonna show La La Land on E……. Gonna have to skip that………..
• Can I sound dumb for a second? Who is Shawn Mendes? I hear people talk about him and he’s being interviewed right now but…. I’ve never seen a photo of him before and I don’t think I’ve ever heard his music……………
• Oh god. Joy Villa’s here. Why do they invite her? She’s dressed up as the border wall and has “build the wall” painted on her *ss…………. yikes
• Yo what? They just showed a guy that looks just like Shawn Mendes and said he’s Charlie Puth? Is there a technical issue or am I just blind? (don’t take my person differentiation seriously though, I can’t tell Hugh Jackman and Robert Downy Junior apart apparently. THEY HAVE THE SAME FACE!!!)
• I just saw Cardi’s full outfit and I audibly gasped!!!!! Say what you want, but she can turn a look!!!!!!!!
• And Janelle Monae is turning a look too? I’m not gonna make it.
• The show just started.
• They have C****** C****** opening the show? K….
• Well… the camera work is great.
• Lele Pons is up there?
• Well, J Balvin’s doing Mi Gente. A good song. Wish Beyonce could perform her verse…… But we don’t get nice things. Although I don’t know if I’d want Beyonce associated with this opening………..
• Haha, you wanna hear a funny story? Back when they did the 52nd grammys I thought the said 50 second grammys and I was like “why are they so short?”
• *gasp* MICHELLE OBAMA!?
• Jesus Christ Lady Gaga is radiant.
• They need to warn you when they’re gonna cut to BTS. I just saw Jungkook and screeched.
• If they cut to Yoongi I’m gonna scream.
• OK. Shawn Mendes is performing. He’s good.
• Wait.
• He looks like a MAGCON boy.
• I googled it and oh my god, my mind. He was a MAGCON boy!!! Well he moved up, huh? Poor guy had to be around Nash Grier 😦
• MILEY!?
• WE STAN FOREVER!
• I know this is controversial, but I think Miley Cyrus will be considered a legend in the very near future.
• Please please please give Gaga everything she’s nominated for.
• Boom.
• It’s what she deserves. (best pop duo/group performance)
• Did you know that we stan forever? Just wanted to make sure you know.
• Ok. Miss Musgraves came to play with the big kids. I can respect a gentle ballad.
• Lady Gaga’s goin through it. I think she’s gonna cry all night.
• YES! YES! Janelle Monae!
• Sorry, I had to just watch.
• I adore her.
• Song of the Year: This is America
• ok
• not mad, not happy. neutral.
• Red Hot Chili Peppers and Post Malone?
• This will probably be genuinely good.
• It sucks that people always make fun of Post Malone for his looks. I like him quite a bit. I don’t think he’s bad looking either.
• He’s a good singer.
• And we have a contender for the best performance of the night.
• That was great!
• Oh man.
• Dolly Parton’s about to perform!!!!!!
• Katy Perry’s going all out, huh?
• *audible gasp*
• C’MON WHITE DRESS!!!!!!!!
• YES!
• Jolene, the best country song ever made.
• J-hope dancing to Dolly Parton is all I ever needed.
• I’ve started to cry again.
• love an icon
• H.E.R is up next
• Honestly I’ve heard I think 2 of her songs
• Solid.
• CARDI!!!!!!!
• wow. opulence.
• I love this song, man. (Money) and god she’s hot
• jeez Offset just made a total creeper face
• I love Cardi
• wow, Alicia Keys playing 2 pianos. sickening
• I forget the name of the guys performing… they’re good though
• Best Rap Song: God’s Plan
• sure
• wonderful speech
• miss Diana Ross is still astounding at 75 years of age
• It’s Gaga’s time.
• I just can’t explain my love.
• I got distracted
• Travis Scott is performing now.
• oh hell yeah, let’s mosh
• It’s really weird to think about how he has a daughter with Kylie Jenner. They just don’t seem like they’d go together
• motown tribute.
• I don’t think I’ve ever heard Jennifer Lopez sing…
• Like I’ve heard a studio song from her, but never a performance
• Lot’s of costume changes
• Ne-yo. Haven’t seen him in a while.
• aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• MY BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• yay! congrats H.E.R
• I can’t focus on her though cause BTS are up there…
• Wow… Taehyung touched that trophy. She could sell that for like 20x the price of another grammy, knowing how crazy BTS fans are.
• He’s gonna touch another one in the near future…..
• ooo they’re playing her off
• I hate it when that happens
• Brandy Carlisle up next
• what a nice tone. I love women in country music, honestly. I can’t think of a bad one.
• ooo fringe
• my favorite color is fringe – Willam Belli
• sorry, back to the grammys
• this is wonderful. I don’t think I’ve seen so much country at the grammys ever.
• Chloe and Halle are on. They’re great. haunting.
• Cardi B- best rap album
• huge shock! I thought it’d go to Mac Miller of Travis Scott. not mad about it though
• Offset’s all up on her…
• “maybe I need to start smoking weed” we love a comedian.
• ok… Offset needs to back up
• that was sweet.
• St Vincent and Dua Lipa have matching bobs
• are they gonna kiss…?
• aw Alessia Cara and Bob Newhart are cute.
• yay! Dua Lipa wins best new artist.
• aw. the in memoriam 😦
• Aretha Franklin tribute.
• so much better than her funeral. maybe I shouldn’t rank the tributes to a dead woman, huh?
• I just love to see Fantasia. She spices up anything.
• whoa! Yolanda Adams coming through.
• Song of the year: This is America
• ok
• )can I say something privately to you? I really don’t like the song. It’s just not listenable for me, it’s a good concept though.)
• please please please Dirty Computer for Album of the Year
• Golden Hour- Kasey Musgraves
• that’s a big surprise
• not mad though
• wow.
• Now we wait for the BTS post award show live stream.
• I wont make you read that though.

Thanks for reading if you were able to get through these over 1000 words of nonsense!